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Dr. Guff's Original Turd Polish

Turd Polish

Dr. Guff's Original
Turd Polish:
Our flagship product... Does your neighbor have an old car, boat, motorcycle, sitting in their yard, or driveway? Do you work with somebody who is constantly coming up with useless, or disastrous ideas? Then you need this product. Price includes shipping.

Price: $6.00
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Dr. Guff's Pretty Pig Lipstick

Pig Lipstick

Dr. Guff's
Pretty Pig Lipstick:
"Put some lipstick on that PIG!" They’ll squeal louder than Ned Beatty when they get this product. It’ll make you look as fine as a swine!


Price: $3.00
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Dr. Guff's Anti-Swamp Ass Powder

Swamp Ass Powder

Anti-Swamp Ass Powder:
Spend a lot of time outdoors in the heat? Working under a piece of equipment all day?
Anyone who has ever been inflicted with a case of Swamp Ass will appreciate the effectiveness and necessity of this tremendous product. Also prevents "Swalls"

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